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EBay Auction: WEREWOLF TRANSFORMATION SPELL~BECOME A WEREWOLF [FREE Shipping]
become a powerful werewolf
Item condition: --
Quantity: 5 available
Price: US $500.00 Buy It Now
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Best Offer: Make Offer
Shipping FREE shipping US Postal Service First Class Mail
Estimated delivery within 4-7 business days.
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Only 5 are available guys! ONLY 5! You better hurry!

I mean, the list of advantages/gained-powers has two #5s. And you'll be able to "BREATH UNDER WATER" just like a real wolf! Wait a... Nevermind. Look at #9! You get Spidey-sense! According to #10, I think we get to be a Disney fairy tale princess too. WHAT A DEAL!

Sorry. Too busy laughing for intelligent commentary.

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