Gee, what is it with people and bugs? The nurses in my dad's office reacted the same way with a little German roach, maybe 1 1/2in long, scrawny. I just picked him up and threw him outside.
Oh, wait. I'm also the kind of person who will launch her hand into a door jam to grab a small lizard I just happened to see. And manhandle a red-tailed hawk. And 4ft long boa constrictor. And a baby gator.
Anywho...
AdvAU: fricking funny! Laughed my head off.