Well, from one bullshitter to another (a common factor of writers from Hazel Green) this probably isn't bullshit, it may have started out as it a little bit, but it turned into a good piece of actual writing. It isn't like you had much that you could reference this on which takes away some ability to bullshit as well.

Off-topic: But imagine the series based around the Purple Maurader instead of Luse and Luse turning into his sidekick. Scary thought, no?

~dX
"SILENCE! You confuse the Purple Marauder’s brain with subtle but
stinging sarcasm that he cannot understand!!!"