http://dustyx.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] dustyx.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] elfgrove 2001-11-05 02:28 pm (UTC)

"NYAR! Look to the skies in homophobic fear and loathing for here be no truer mystery than the Purple Marauder! Nyar! So! It is the elf I have come to know so well but don’t know the name of! Who yea, afforded the Marauder much gold five seasons past that I could increase my wardrobe ten-fold! You have cut your hair! I see thine hast yet to learn the ways of the weaker flesh!!! Or worse, ye know them all to well – even sadder! Yon devil-spawn, pouty lipped wenches!WOMAN! How can I – only one me – cease this evil scourge from snaring my brethren in their wiles!?One can only pray that this shall be the night ye learn that the path to Tuna town be littered with the corpses of – what the hell are you doing? Ho no-!"

Luse: "HELP ME!!! Cassy phu-leease! Help me kill this bastard! Please! Please Please! He always gets away – every frickin’ time, oh crow, please! I always come this close to killin’ him and he always gets away – help me!!!"

It's not scary, we're just bored!

~dX

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