Ouchies. Yeah. They couldn't give me stitches for that one. Although they wanted to give me a few. Every time they tried, I would go into shock. So ultimately, they held it closed with some sort of tape and called it "butterfly stitches" (I shit you not). Thusly I have gone my entire life never having had stitches.

Aww. That's one that should be a scar just for the story potential.