Sounds like some interesting stories, but not exactly heroism material. Or maybe the crappy jobs I've worked haven't been that crappy after all?

The whole emergency-slide-out-of-the-plane-you-quit thing is pretty childish, and I guess it's deserving of the 5 criminal charges.. But on the bright side, it brings up this great mental image of the dude sliding out of the plane, a beer in each hand, with a face that says only one thing: "Haters gonna hate."