Anime club quotes tonight

"We are the girls of anime club. FEAR US." - Michelle, 10.16.2001

Stephen: "Chris are you sticking that stick up Dave's butt?"
Chris: "No it just looked like it was already there. I'm retrieving it."
- 10.16.2001

Stephen: It's not an orgy.
Dave: But...
Beau(?): That's right, they don't have their shoes off.
Matt: Yet! We've got one off!
- 10.16.2001

"Hey! There's no Lord and Ruler position!" - Matt (officer sign ups), 10.16.2001

Matt: "Can I be the overlord of monkeys?"
All (almost): "No"
Matt: "But i'm getting a litle black spider monkey who'll sit right
here and i'll train him to say 'chu'."
Fewer this time: "No."
Becky: "No monkeys that say chu! No Mr. Chu-chu's."
Matt: "Aww. But..."
Stephen: "I don't care as long as it doesn't say pikachu."
- 10.16.2001

"Oh wow, a coke bottle, haven't used one of these in a while..." - Becky, 10.16.2001

"Chris copped(sp) a feel." - Dave, 10.16.2001

Matt(answering phone): "Matt's meat shop. I bet you can't beat our meat."
Stephen(taking phone): "Hello? ...They hung up."
Chris: "I hope that wasn't Stephen's parents."
- 10.16.2001

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