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Dec. 1st, 2008 11:52 pmOh for... Dammit. I swore. SWORE up and down I would not bring up Twilight here on LJ. I meant it. Until today.
I finally checked out![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
dqbunny's link. Oh how I love/hate you right now.
I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. I swear. I couldn't. I laugh remembering this shit.
( some excerpts to grab your attention. SPOILERY, of course. )
It's like a capslocks/4chan review/summary of those books. Oh gods how I love it.
If you want, please do reads it.
I'm on #3 in this list.
1. Book 1: Twilight, Also, explains why people like Twilight better than I ever could.
2. Book 5 (or 1.5): Midnight Sun Excerpt Part 1[link fixed]
3. Book 5 (or 1.5): Midnight Sun Excerpt Part 2
4. Book 2: New Moon
5. Book 3: Eclipse
6. Book 4: Breaking Dawn Book 1
7. Book 4: Breaking Dawn Book 2
8. Book 4: Breaking Dawn Book 3
9. Bonus Reel: Growing Up Cullen - A series of chat-convo's outlining Edward's imaginary home life.
"[Edward] gets pissy if anyone touches his specially organised bucket WHO WAS TOUCHING MY CLEANING SUPPLIES??? EMMETT, DO'T TOUCH MY WINDEX YOU USED ALL MY FEBREZE LAST WEEK AND I LET IT GO BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH"
Yeah. I've read all the books now, except Midnight Sun -- which is evidently Book 1 re-told from Eddie's perspective, and I must read it for:
a) the "Growing Up Cullen" -- I'm really interested in the Cullen sibs actually, Meyers wasted the few characters with plot potential
b) the sheer lawlz
c) Twilight Saga is my Twinkie too ("It's like I'm in my kitchen and there's that Twinkie sitting on the counter, and I know, I know, that not one single ingredient in that thing originated in nature. "Flour," maybe, and I'm not even so sure about that. And yet.... SUGARRRRRRRR.")
I vary between indifference and a hilarious-CAPSLOCK-internets-stupidy-love/this-is-so-badly-written-especially-that-last-book-hate for these books and the accompanying movie... *shrugs* Whatever. I mock things even when I love them. Looks like the author of these reviews/walkthroughs feels the same. And I just wanted to have these links so i can finish reading the epic capslocks lawlz of it. I'm returning to my giggleshit fest now.
I finally checked out
dqbunny's link. Oh how I love/hate you right now. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. I swear. I couldn't. I laugh remembering this shit.
( some excerpts to grab your attention. SPOILERY, of course. )
It's like a capslocks/4chan review/summary of those books. Oh gods how I love it.
If you want, please do reads it.
I'm on #3 in this list.
1. Book 1: Twilight, Also, explains why people like Twilight better than I ever could.
2. Book 5 (or 1.5): Midnight Sun Excerpt Part 1[link fixed]
3. Book 5 (or 1.5): Midnight Sun Excerpt Part 2
4. Book 2: New Moon
5. Book 3: Eclipse
6. Book 4: Breaking Dawn Book 1
7. Book 4: Breaking Dawn Book 2
8. Book 4: Breaking Dawn Book 3
9. Bonus Reel: Growing Up Cullen - A series of chat-convo's outlining Edward's imaginary home life.
"[Edward] gets pissy if anyone touches his specially organised bucket WHO WAS TOUCHING MY CLEANING SUPPLIES??? EMMETT, DO'T TOUCH MY WINDEX YOU USED ALL MY FEBREZE LAST WEEK AND I LET IT GO BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH"
Yeah. I've read all the books now, except Midnight Sun -- which is evidently Book 1 re-told from Eddie's perspective, and I must read it for:
a) the "Growing Up Cullen" -- I'm really interested in the Cullen sibs actually, Meyers wasted the few characters with plot potential
b) the sheer lawlz
c) Twilight Saga is my Twinkie too ("It's like I'm in my kitchen and there's that Twinkie sitting on the counter, and I know, I know, that not one single ingredient in that thing originated in nature. "Flour," maybe, and I'm not even so sure about that. And yet.... SUGARRRRRRRR.")
I vary between indifference and a hilarious-CAPSLOCK-internets-stupidy-love/this-is-so-badly-written-especially-that-last-book-hate for these books and the accompanying movie... *shrugs* Whatever. I mock things even when I love them. Looks like the author of these reviews/walkthroughs feels the same. And I just wanted to have these links so i can finish reading the epic capslocks lawlz of it. I'm returning to my giggleshit fest now.