elfgrove

Silas has the best damn quotes...
"Don't make me take out my Bamboo .45 and pop a chopstick in your ass!"

Nearby guy, "I don't know whether or not it's PC to laugh at that..."
(Given this was in response to earlier Silas antics, but it was along the same vein.)
Silas "You see it'd be racist if you said it. When I say it it's lashing out at the oppresive racist regime." (or something to that effect.)

How to pronounce stuff with Mer & Silas...
Pseudo Facist ...
"You Mean... Face-ist."
"What?"
"You're a a Face-ist!"
"The hell?! Are you trying to say Facist?"
"Yes, I always pronounce it wrong, Matt makes fun of it too..."
"Face-ist"
"And Suedo.."
"What the hell's that? It sounds like some new fake suade!"
"I'm sorry, that's just how I say it. "
"It sounds like the fake suade you'd buy a the dollar store. Look! I just got some new Suedo in!"
"You're a Suedo Face-ist!!"

(Keep in mind, this was al done in good... well bad... humor. No one was taking it seriously. I would hope at least.)