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Jul. 9th, 2005 12:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elfgroveThe terrible truth we all know, is that the media has it all wrong...
The "Terrorists" in London did not blow stuff up to disrupt the G8 Summit (come on now, that was in Scotland).
It was all to disrupt JK Rowling and the release of the next Harry Potter book (less than 10 days away).
Like most of the "good religious fanatics of the world", they see the Harry Potter books as the Work Of The Devil and want to stop them, thus saving the souls of children everywhere...
To do this, they blew up a prominent location from the Harry Potter books, King's Cross station, where Harry and the others all board the Hogwart's Express at platform 9 and 3/4 every year.
That's right, the bus explosion was a symbolic attack on the Knight Bus.
The other explosions were just an attempt to cover their true intentions to government officials.
But WE all know the TRUTH, don't we?
The "Terrorists" in London did not blow stuff up to disrupt the G8 Summit (come on now, that was in Scotland).
It was all to disrupt JK Rowling and the release of the next Harry Potter book (less than 10 days away).
Like most of the "good religious fanatics of the world", they see the Harry Potter books as the Work Of The Devil and want to stop them, thus saving the souls of children everywhere...
To do this, they blew up a prominent location from the Harry Potter books, King's Cross station, where Harry and the others all board the Hogwart's Express at platform 9 and 3/4 every year.
That's right, the bus explosion was a symbolic attack on the Knight Bus.
The other explosions were just an attempt to cover their true intentions to government officials.
But WE all know the TRUTH, don't we?