elfgrove

> On Wed, 29 Aug 2001, Beau Frierson wrote:
>
> It has been brought to my attention that, by Alabama law, we had an orgy
> last night. The law states: an orgy is ten or more people in a room
> without there shoes on.
>
> Beau :)
> ----

Hrm... And there were only two girls there last night... Ick!

Other Odd AL State Laws

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
it's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
In Alabama, men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
It's been a long hot day and your thinking of having a beer. Better think again cause in this state it is illegal for anyone to own or sell anything that Tastes Like, Smells Like, or Looks Like Beer.
If your in Montgomery, AL, don't even think of taking a bath in the Courthouse Square Fountain.
One good thing in this State is that Alabama husbands have the legal right to chastise their wives with sticks, but it can be no larger than the thumb.
Also in Montgomery, AL it is against the law to walk down the street with a sheet over your head.
In Prichard, AL keep your voice down for they forbid loud talking.
One good thing about Birmingham, AL , is that All street car lines are prohibited from using flat wheels on their cars.
Brewton, AL not only has a law that says you can not drive a motorboat down any city street, but you can't fish from it while it is being driven down the street.
In Alabama it is illegal to carry a comb in your pocket, because it may be used as a weapon. This comes after a 13 year old boy was killed when he was stabbed with a comb.
Any man on horseback shall not tempt another man's wife. An unmarried horseman should not stop overnight when the woman is alone.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
Unlawful bear exploitation; penalties.(a) A person commits the offense of unlawful bear exploitation if he or she knowingly does any one of the following: (1) Promotes, engages in, or is employed at a bear wrestling match. (2) Receives money for the admission of another person to a place kept for bear wrestling. (3) Sells, purchases, possesses, or trains a bear for bear wrestling. (4) For purposes of exploitation, subjects a bear to surgical alteration in any form, including, but not limited to, declawing, tooth removal, and severing tendons. (b) Unlawful bear exploitation is a Class B felony and is punishable as provided by law. -Section 13A-12-5 (Passed in 1996)
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Masks may not be worn in public.
You may not drive barefooted.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
In Mobile, AL, It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.
In Mobile, AL, It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.
It's illegal to buy any alcoholic beverages by telephone, fax or e-mail.
Postmasters are not allowed to go duck hunting anywhere in the US.