Quotes from Lain-fest last night:

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Lycorne: "Karl is a borg pedophile!" 
Ashley: "Don't you mean pedophile borg?" 
Lycorne: "Nope, borg pedophile." 
Ashley: "But it doesn't sound right." 
Lycorne: "Isn't that the point?  It shouldn't sound right."

Beau: "What's so funny over there?" 
Lycorne: "Ashley... hahahaha ... is looking up ... hahahahaha ... hen- hahahaha -tai..." 
Ashley: "I am not!" 
Lycorne: "What was the first thing that came up on your search?" 
Drew: "Yeah!  What is it?" 
Ashley: "No!"
Beau: "I dunno, go to Yahoo and search 'zelgadis animated'." 

Lycorne: "Karl is a borg pedophile!" 
Ashley: "The sad thing is you weren't kidding...  Not in the least."