Minnesota... Joy.

[elfgrove]

"What's Books-A-Million?"
"My bookstore, my pretty-pretty bookstore where I have a discount card and that doesn't exist in the North, kinda like Sweet Tea."
"We have Barnes and Noble."
"... Yes..."

"Where are you from?"
"Auburn, in south Alabama."
"Really? I didn't think your accent was that deep south."
"Very few people down there actually have bad accents."

[ ^ actual quotes from Minnesotians ^ ]

"I want to plead guilty."
"You want a plea bargain?"
"Yeah, can I get my sentence commuted to death?"
"Um... you just got shoplifting..."
"I know, but I want to go to prison for a while, free room and board, cable tv, nice gyms, I'd be set. Then, after 20 or 30 years, I die painlessly. No worries about the economy or society."
"Listen... I just can't do that."
"Listen judge, I really don't want to actually have to kill anyone to get this, but I will, I'll come kill you in your sleep if you don't give me the death penalty. I promise."
[My brother comes up with the funniest damn stuff on long roadtrips.]

Comments

[jokeyxero.livejournal.com]

You get used to sweet-n-low

[elfgrove.livejournal.com]

No I don't.
I make my own tea, and don't order it at restraunts.

[asatira.livejournal.com]

Y'know, you'd think there would at least be a BAM.

Kage can be weirds sometimes. I keep forgetting.

[elfgrove.livejournal.com]

One would think!

Isn't he though? ^_^

Sadly yes I can.

[kagechi.livejournal.com]

The truly sad part is that throughout the entire conversation that was me talking... I'll start posting these random things that come to mind later.

Re: Sadly yes I can.

[elfgrove.livejournal.com]

But it was so great!

That's right!
Update you silly thing.
^_^

[http://users.livejournal.com/-lhd-/]

Hey, atleast you have an excuse for an accent. I get major harrasment when ever I say ya'll or other "southern" words.

[elfgrove.livejournal.com]

It's cause you hang out with all us southerners.