> On Wed, 29 Aug 2001, Beau Frierson wrote:
>
> It has been brought to my attention that, by Alabama law, we had an orgy
> last night. The law states: an orgy is ten or more people in a room
> without there shoes on.
>
> Beau :)
> ----
Hrm... And there were only two girls there last night... Ick!
Other Odd AL State Laws
- It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
- it's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."
- It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
- It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
- Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
- In Alabama, men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
- It's been a long hot day and your thinking of having a beer. Better think again cause in this state it is illegal for anyone to own or sell anything that Tastes Like, Smells Like, or Looks Like Beer.
- If your in Montgomery, AL, don't even think of taking a bath in the Courthouse Square Fountain.
- One good thing in this State is that Alabama husbands have the legal right to chastise their wives with sticks, but it can be no larger than the thumb.
- Also in Montgomery, AL it is against the law to walk down the street with a sheet over your head.
- In Prichard, AL keep your voice down for they forbid loud talking.
- One good thing about Birmingham, AL , is that All street car lines are prohibited from using flat wheels on their cars.
- Brewton, AL not only has a law that says you can not drive a motorboat down any city street, but you can't fish from it while it is being driven down the street.
- In Alabama it is illegal to carry a comb in your pocket, because it may be used as a weapon. This comes after a 13 year old boy was killed when he was stabbed with a comb.
- Any man on horseback shall not tempt another man's wife. An unmarried horseman should not stop overnight when the woman is alone.
- Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
- Unlawful bear exploitation; penalties.(a) A person commits the offense of unlawful bear exploitation if he or she knowingly does any one of the following: (1) Promotes, engages in, or is employed at a bear wrestling match. (2) Receives money for the admission of another person to a place kept for bear wrestling. (3) Sells, purchases, possesses, or trains a bear for bear wrestling. (4) For purposes of exploitation, subjects a bear to surgical alteration in any form, including, but not limited to, declawing, tooth removal, and severing tendons. (b) Unlawful bear exploitation is a Class B felony and is punishable as provided by law. -Section 13A-12-5 (Passed in 1996)
- It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
- You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
- Masks may not be worn in public.
- You may not drive barefooted.
- It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
- It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
- It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
- In Mobile, AL, It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.
- In Mobile, AL, It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.
- It's illegal to buy any alcoholic beverages by telephone, fax or e-mail.
- Postmasters are not allowed to go duck hunting anywhere in the US.
Boy I must be bored...
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